Smarten up

What an inbred owner says to a fan who tells him to fire a lousy coach.

Fan: "Hey Mark, you need to fire Josh McDaniels, he's is awful."
Inbred Owner: "Smarten up!"

by anonymous October 31, 2023

smartass TV

A smart TV that doesn’t fucking need to be one.

So every smart TV.

Nobody would ever want to have a smartass TV that collects your data, shows you ads, and has a wiretap that goes straight to the government.

by the riverside November 15, 2023

Spartan Goodbye

When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone

Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye

by Chance021993 December 15, 2023

Spartans

That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.

Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans. Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay lovers pairing up is a different story. That's not how that happened."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

spartan rage

To rail with immense rage, similar to Kratos and Aphrodite

Did you go full spartan rage on her?

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

smarteness

Smartness but diffrent

im not the smarteness

by The Meme fish April 3, 2024

spartan rage

When a Spartan soldier punishes an Athenian civilian after a battle.

Spartan Rage example:
Kratos: "Who's God nigga"
Atreus: "You zaddy"

by yeskingproductions June 7, 2024