Shank Smacker

A piece of equipment or an apparatus used to strike someone on the "shank" penis as punishment

He continued to make mistakes, so we were forced to use the shank smacker

by rikcy Weed July 31, 2009

Man Smackery

A subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the crap out of her man, usually for saying something that she'd already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.

Woman1: "I haven't seen your friend around lately, WTF?"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"

by The Notorious CLG March 7, 2010

protein shakers elbow

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'

1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.

by sheligalo June 21, 2010

rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum

Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!

by drcaligula December 1, 2011

hot smoker

A hot chick who you would totally date/hookup with/bang if it wasn't for the fact that she smokes. This girl is usually in high school, but some are also in college.

Dude 1: Hey you see that hot girl over there?
Dude 2: Yeah she's banging. I should probably use some of my sweet talk skills.
Dude 1: That's not a good idea. I wouldn't ask her out.
Dude 2: Why wouldn't you?
Dude 1: Because she smokes. She's what you call a hot smoker.
Dude 2: Well that's a real shame. Smoking is really gross.

by Frozone July 13, 2012

Senko soaker

A feeble bass fisherman who resorts to the exclusive use of Senko lures to catch fish.

"We don't want that guy in our fishing club; he's a Senko soaker. "

by bubble gum July 24, 2012

shadow smoker

The opposite of a Social Smoker. A person who smokes by themselves. Generally Marijuana; but not limited to the latter. Tobacco products, herbals and other illicit substances like crack, methamphetamine, heroin as well as vap-pens can be used to Shadow Smoke. Shadow smoking is a way a user attempts to conserve his or her stash by limiting the people they use with or may entirely isolate themselves to use their drugs by their lonesome.

-Darius:"That nigga Tiberius looks like a mothafuckin' stoner, but I ain't never copped any cash from him for a bag and you know We ain't see em' at the creek or shed parties; Fucks' wrong with that nigga?"
-Thema:"Nigga would you shut the fuck up wichyo big ass mouth and shit. That lil' nigga Tiberius is on some other junt; mothafucka' betta swerve around me with his triflin' ass and stay in his own damn lane. He's probably a shadow smoker huh? He look like he ain't get no sun or pussy in months. Nigga need to get out and smoke a fuckin blunt on the corner with us sometime.
-Darius:"The fuck did you just get done smokin'? This oblong lookin punk ain't comin' near me and my stash. Nigga, I just picked up a fuckin' Oz. of some OG Kush last night and these buds is almost gone cuz I been smokin up too many of my trill niggas. Ain't got 'nuff danks to smoke up all of Downtown Minneapolis bitch! I'm out.
-Thelma:"Aye nigga where the fuck you goin' thought we was smokin' up?"
-Darius:"Bitch swerve! Get a fuckin' job insteada bein' a hoe and make yo ass some real paper; and quit smokin' up all of mine. I'm dippin' to the crib and turnin into a mothafuckin' Shadow smoker cuz it's hard times and a niggas always gotta have his buds before his bitches. And I'm damn sure I ain't kickin' it wichyo stupid ass no more, Deuces.

by Abominabledrfibes January 29, 2014