sloth on

if you want to sloth on someone it means you want to hug them with your arms and legs, like sloth's on trees

I need someone to sloth on right now...or I would so sloth on Logan.

by yogurll May 18, 2016

sloth

Named after the animal. When a person is very slow. A Sloth will keep smiling while doing his work and keeps calm, even when people are yelling at him/her. Most Sloths aren't thicc and have long arms where they can pick objects from almost unreachable places.

Dude: Damn look at that Sloth
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!

by Thicc sloth January 23, 2018

Slothing

The act of hanging onto one others body when too intoxicated to stand on your own.

“Bro, look at Jordan slothing on Zack, he took 8 shots of 151 ten minutes ago and he’s completely wasted”.

by PastyLabRat June 30, 2018

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018

sloth bear syndrome

A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often

(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)

PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs

by Cursed_Spoon May 3, 2023

Sloth

A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.

Yo dude did you here of that sloth down in Costa Rica

by A Sleepin Sloth September 15, 2016

Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.

"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"

by Dagz January 22, 2014