Short Shorts

What women wear to show off their ass.
Also used while twerking.

Guy 1- "I saw Lisa in short shorts the other day."
Guy 2- "Was her ass hanging out?"
Guy 1- "Hell yeah! When she saw me looking at it she started twerking!"
Guy 2- "Damn, I wish I had been there."

by Southern Threat December 1, 2020

Fire Island Shorts

A straight man wearing shorts that are too tight and too short.

Len wore Fire Island Shorts to the barbecue.

by BlueButterfly December 5, 2007

sports

A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.

"Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football."

by Miss Lonelyhearts October 25, 2004

Chuck Norris Action Shorts

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.

A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.

by the david thomas April 1, 2008

shorts

noun; used by a third party person to express when somebody has insulted or humiliated another person

Luke: Shut up Pat, you suck dick for crack.

Jim: Shorts, Pat!

by patper November 23, 2004

Sports ball

Any sport in which a sportser sports for a sports trophy.

Sports ball; That sportser sported so hard they helped win the sports trophy

by 2m8opeach March 30, 2019

all sorts of

very much so, something to a high degree.

What a long day. I'm all sorts of tired.

by nerdylaura October 25, 2006