Satan Face

Satan Face is a force much like troll face.

Unlike troll face Satan face makes you kill your self not make you mad. Satan face must always have a capital S to show the severity of the matter.

"Uwe Boll has pissed me off for the last time with another shitty video game movie!"- Bill

"I'M GONNA MURDA HIS FAMILY!"- Tom

"Bro u need to get off that Satan Face shit u gonna get sent to prison."- James

by XxBlack ReaperX December 8, 2011

satanmart

a nickname for walmart for those of us who shop there for the prices but hate it.

I was at satanmart the other day & saved $30.

by crysnyx July 7, 2011

Satan's pacifier

Puritan slang for buttplug.

And I exhort you, men and women of Salem, indulge not in ingesting Satan's pacifier!

by saccharine delight December 21, 2013

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

satan squad

A world famous hactivst group which base their operations on making sure as many people as possible have some kind of incurable disease. Started within the depth's of the Call Of Duty underworld their operations have now branched out and are now closing in on their target of world domination

Kallum - "Calvin ! i cant move my legs anymore"

Calvin - "Looks to me like the satan squad got their wish "

by TuuPants January 4, 2015

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

Satanography

The study of symbols, text, items and creatures associated with or representing Satan. Not to be confused with Satanism, the worship of Satan.

The least-known Boy Scout merit badge is the Satanography merit badge, due to its dark requirements.

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015