Slacker

Someone who procrastinates till the last moment, and works for only an eighth of what hes suppose to.

Man, that guy mekeal sure is a slacker.

by Nackajue October 30, 2017

slack friday

Skipping out on the shopping frenzy of After Thanksgiving Sales to relax.

I'm sorry you had to work on slack Friday.

by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017

Slack tire

This is a tire that is low on air pressure

His car has a slack tire

by Agnes Ann May 7, 2018

Slacker Boob

When a breastfeeding mother discovers that one of her boobs does not like to keep up with the other, and produces less milk.

I pumped 3 ounces from my good boob and only 1 ounce from my slacker boob!

by Marie51294 October 4, 2018

Slacker

Any athlete who does not touch the lines with their hand during a suicide

Person 1: Can you believe that slacker? He didn't touch the lines with his hand.

Person 2: That will cost him in the 4th Quarter

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga

Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.

Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.

by Saskrocket August 5, 2019

Skaskaskaskaska

The way mexican people say "Sksksksksk" to mexican Vsco girls

Me:"Hey loot at that mexican vsco!"
Friend:"Oh look she dropped her hydroflask!"
Me:"Skaskaskaskaska!!"

by theeoneda September 13, 2019