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Putting Your Skirt On!

To be weak and stop drinking before all the fun is over.
I yelled at Andy for 'putting your skirt on!'. He was too tired to keep drinking today b/c he drank alcohol last night too.
by PrincessDi August 7, 2008
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Skirt

When a person dates someone of the same sex to give the appearance of a homosexual orientation but is actually a closeted heterosexual.
In this context, the term "skirt" is being used to describe a man who dates another man but does not identify as gay. This usage mirrors the slang term "beard," which refers to a person (often a woman) who dates someone to conceal their true sexual orientation. Therefore, "skirt" can be defined as follows:

**Skirt:** A term used to describe a man who dates another man to give the impression that he is not gay, despite his sexual orientation or attractions. This term parallels the slang "beard," which describes a similar dynamic but typically involves a heterosexual relationship.
by Skirt man June 8, 2024
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Red Skirt

A phrase commonly used in some Caribbean islands that refers to an underage female who attends secondary school. The term is derived from the color of the school uniform that these females wear.
Example 1:
Dude, you really need to stop texting these red skirts. You're going to get in trouble with their parents.

Example 2:
Person A: You'll never believe it. My lawyer was arrested.
Person B: Wtf!! What did he do?
Person A: They said he was sleeping with a Red Skirt
by CaribbeanWordKing November 21, 2018
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Powder Skirt

A term used to describe somebody acting like a total nancy on the mountain, or just in general.
Mary: "What's Steve's problem? Why won't he just hit that shit?"
Jane: "I dunno, he's being a total powder skirt today"
by ShredBunny February 13, 2010
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skirt

Something girls wear to give more access to their pussy
by Horny girl May 30, 2021
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Skirt Boy

(1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.
(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.

(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.
by Big-Weiner-Pasa-Deener November 7, 2021
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Skirt Smoker

A real Casanova type nowadays with hair gel, cigarette and leather jacket tryna be that Skirt Smoker.
Hey you saw Jimmy?
That Skirt Smoker? Nah he way to smooth for crowds.
by Alessio Datura April 5, 2022
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