Goat-skipping

To act or have the qualities of a goat, primarily while climbing, acting out of fear, or out of hostility

Past tense: Goat-skipped

The man was goat-skipping while he was scaling the mountain. The goat-skipping fool was freezing out of fear. While the man was Goat-skipping for his life, he began to act psychotic

by TanukiTsuki July 2, 2023

nation's skip

exo is irrelevant since nobody even their own fandom streams their music since they spend their entire time obsessing over bts

therefore, exo is the nation's skip

exo is nation's skip and nobody listens to their music worry about that

by obsessedwithme July 27, 2021

Skip

A mouse with 120 laff, maxed gags.

Outgoing,Crazy, and weird..
She loves her friends and knows how to brighten the mood😊

Person: can you help me with my maxed merits?
Skip: Hell ya! Let's do them all!
Person: tysm
Skip: np fam! :3

by Rosie_ttr June 19, 2017

ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

Hop, skip, & go naked

Basically the best damn drink in the world if it doesn't kill you it will definitely make you stronger and really hungover take a liter of everclear case of beer big jug of kool-aide mix ice and a small bag of sugar the sweeter it is the better it gets!

Dude I can't find my car, my face is covered in sharpie and there is puke everywhere what happened last night? On man you tried to drink a whole gallon of Hop, skip, & go naked I am impressed your even still alive! What's in it cuz it tasted so good! Everclear beer and kool-aide mix man that's all you got

by Delliott2011 March 9, 2015

two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.

"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”

by TwoSkip January 20, 2024

skip hop san francisco bop

A beer and a shot ordered in jest,but only ordered by assholes.

Why hello there I’ll have a skip hop San Francisco bop please

by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021