silent football

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by Mr. Dick Tater. Players may call him any variation of the words dick, and potato. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by Mr. Tallywhacker Beerfries. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. Players must raise their hand and be called on by Mr. Penis Potato. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms.. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.

Paul: Hey, lets play silent football!

Group: HELL YEAH! I'm sick of contact.

Paul: I call Dick-tater. Customary tip of the hat!

Group: customary tip of the hat

Paul: Customary shaloob

Group: Customary shaloob

Paul: The ball is now in play, all rules are now in effect.

by Matthew Raymond Keller October 10, 2008

silence

The sound made by wolves with rabies when they are outside your house waiting to come in and eat you. Also made by mountain lions and even emus.

And then the three little pigs heard the silence and they knew they were doomed.

by beejabeeja April 27, 2006

Silent Rage

Silent Rage

A well known person in vdr who drops his pants on pal exposing himself religiously. His many bbe partners are forced to help him get off. He is an old nasty fart, who is hairy as an ape.

Claims to use Vampires Dark Rising as a stress relief for killing punks on there.

Silent Rage

I love smiling and touching myself. I love an good audience looking at my wrinkled twig and berries.

by đarƙy October 19, 2016

Poop Sicle

1) A Shitty Dick.

2) A penis that has been inserted into an anus and is ready for a good licking.

The gay couple down the street eat poop sicle's every friday in their back yard.

by Mike Hunt is smelly January 1, 2009

Silent Hill

An extremely fucked up survival horror game made for the psone. This games take what you know about horror and rips out it's guts and stangles it with them.
The movie is also very true to the video game with pleanty of the same diologue. I Reccomend the movies and games 1-3 because 4 is kinda out there and I didn't enjoy it.

"Home! Silent Hill!"

by Kazegirl September 10, 2006

Misha Silentosi

An annoying kid who made the Pokemon Go song and is bullied by youtubers, Keemstar, Rice Gum, Leafy is Here, and Pyrocinycal

That Misha Silentosi kid is such a moron, right?

by Bone_Co11ector October 21, 2016

Poop-sicle

Poop that has been put on a stick for some sick reason

I ate fudge-sicle today but it tasted like shit! I think it might have been a poop-sicle!

by Bill Morrow December 16, 2005