I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
by LeNing July 04, 2023
It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
by Qippyy January 09, 2021
by Fredski April 13, 2020
by Hidden Valley OG October 07, 2020
A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Michael Inman
Guy 1: Dude Inman keeps ditching me to hang out with females or legos i never talk to him anymore
Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times
Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times
by The anti simp February 16, 2020
: going out of your way to impress someone/ falling in love with someone who isn’t in love with you/ doesn’t like you/ doesn’t pay attention to you
Dude 1: “god I’m so in love with Rachel but she doesn’t even know my name.”
Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”
Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”
by Kitty ~ March 02, 2020
noun: INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
A male or female in a one sided non-sexual, platonic relationship. Generally excessive in giving out what's available both emotionally and physically but receives little in return.
noun: simp; plural noun: simps; adjective: simping
A male or female in a one sided non-sexual, platonic relationship. Generally excessive in giving out what's available both emotionally and physically but receives little in return.
noun: simp; plural noun: simps; adjective: simping
Example 1: Did you hear that Drew is simping for that that new girl? Just dropped half his savings to get her a new car.
Example 2: Why is he going so far? They only talk and I know she said they would never have sex.
Example 2: Why is he going so far? They only talk and I know she said they would never have sex.
by Oxford Languages June 30, 2021