Shwape

The art of shitting, wanking, and vaping at the same time.

I saw my autistic son outside having a shwape

by Camdraneyisgay May 17, 2021

Sharpened queef

A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade

That queef is powerful, smelly and sharp. It is probably a sharpened queef

by Unitedgamer November 17, 2021

poo scrape

crusty residue left on buttocks after a few days of not washing

hey lennie, my poo scrape is really grating me up

by manfat June 28, 2003

chucking shapes

When you go to a nightclub and dance using moves that involve shapes e.g carboard BOX You generally look really cool.

" are you going manor tonight?"

" yeah, i will be there chucking shapes"

by Gary Ward April 4, 2008

the shape ae a table

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.

'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'

by sugarvine July 11, 2009

Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

Makin Shapes

While lying in bed with a potential sexual partner in front of you it's the act of making the same shape as them and thrusting your frontal region into their nether region, ending if successful in a reach around.

Makin shapes is widely considered to be the best way to start off a night full of love making, bondage and coitus.

by duckoysterman February 20, 2011