Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."

by Golden Shower Boy July 23, 2005

Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.

Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.

by Kid High Roller March 07, 2010

Glasgow Shower

To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.

It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser

by Dazzy_G May 03, 2006

Southern Shower

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.

"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.

by MarkWT October 14, 2008

shower it off

To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'

-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!

-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)

by Cirera May 18, 2011

Frat shower

The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.

"Mmm baby you smell so good."

"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."

by RelapseSAE May 29, 2011

shower cement

When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.

Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!

by the gordano January 05, 2017