Scoop

Imagine a scenario where your friend comes back after being with a girl. Many men would ask: "did she spit or swallow?" But now, there's a third option. "did she scoop?" Scooping is essentially when a female (or male) is giving head to completion and initially spits the ejaculate onto the ground (or really any surface). However, upon rethinking their action of spitting, they then decide to "scoop" with their hand said ejaculate off of the ground and then swallow it. Hence "Scooping"

"Yo Chad did she spit, swallow, or scoop?"

"I just felt bad and I didn't want to leave a stain on the rug so...I scooped."

by Messy Jelly December 17, 2018

Shooper

When one poops or shits in the shower. A shower pooper.

"Anthony poops in the shower", "hes a shooper".

"Anthony shooped everywhere"!

by Baldwin December 9, 2005

Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

by My Ninja January 8, 2012

scooping the pumpkin

To insert two fingers into the vaginal opening of a female in order to cause her pleasure.

1.Dude my hand is so tired. I was scooping the pumpkin all night long.
2.My fingers are pruned from scooping the pumpkin
3.I was scooping the pumkin for awhile before i fucked the shit out of her

by tyler miller 2 December 1, 2006

shloop

A word invented and popularized in St. Louis that can be used as a both a verb and an interjection. As a verb, shloop is used to describe a motion or an action, such as replacing "run" in the sentance "I will shloop to the grocery store this afternoon," and replacing "skied" in the sentence "I just shlooped down the moutainside for the third time today." As an interjection, shloop is used to exclaim pride and happiness, much like shouting "Yes!" or "Score!" after accomplish a difficult feat like scoring a touchdown or winning a lottery.

"Shloop!"
"I will shloop to the grocery store this afternoon"
"I just shlooped down the moutainside for the third time today."

by David Nykin September 22, 2005

Shloopy

One who shloops or of the shlooping persuasion. Two people who are in love and use this as a nickname. There are only two. They have somewhat of their own language where all words start with "S".

Charlie is Amanda's Shloopy, and Amanda is Charlie's Shloopy!

by Shloopy2 October 29, 2008

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....

Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011