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Shelbys are pretty and nice. They get all the famous people in class as her friend. They are usually more onto herself. She sometimes cares too much about herself and forgot about people’s feelings. But Shelbys are usually sweet. Also, Shelbys are really fast on their moves. They can run really fast and almost no one could catch her easily. Shelbys sometimes dislike people hiding secrets from her and wants to know everything. But once you understand her, I bet you would also love a Shelby around and treat her nicely.
Shelbys are pretty and nice. They get all the famous people in class as her friend. They are usually more onto herself. She sometimes cares too much about herself and forgot about people’s feelings. But Shelbys are usually sweet. Also, Shelbys are really fast on their moves. They can run really fast and almost no one could catch her easily. Shelbys sometimes dislike people hiding secrets from her and wants to know everything. But once you understand her, I bet you would also love a Shelby around and treat her nicely.
Senator Shelby stood in the way of a bipartisan amendment which royally fucked America out of the crypto industry and all jobs that go with it just so he could try to get more military money then lied about doing it.

Definition: To intentionally stand in the way of progress and go out of your way to stop something that everyone else in the room is on board with doing.
You just got Shelby'd
I cannot believe you just shelby'd the whole crypto industry like that senator
Shelby'd by Bobbybrown89808 August 10, 2021
A person who is a buzz kill and also defecates while in social situations in order to draw attention
Oh dude, Did you see that Shelby in the senate? He’s Shelbying all over this party
Shelby by Durthvarder August 11, 2021
Someone who's ruining the party for everyone
A: 'Damn you gotta stop drinking!'
B: 'Dude quit shelbying'
Shelby by charlesgay August 11, 2021

Shelby Compression Test 

The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.
“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”

“Bud, you’re sick”

“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
Shelby Compression Test by Ligmamom September 16, 2021