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A Shannon

by Chubsmkgee October 2, 2018
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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
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Shannon

A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.
Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!
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Shannon Drum

A WOMAN THAT WILL LISTEN TO YOU EVEN IF HER OWN WORLD IS FILLLED WITH UNCERTAINTY; PATIENT EVEN WITH ANXIETY
The team gave me the cold shoulder after I struck out and giving the game away, but Shannon Drum gave me the confidence that I needed to get by and not be so down on the loss
by Kimokazi September 16, 2022
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Sexy Shannon

A man that ignites a fire deep within you a flame that can only be cooled by his touch an arousal of every part of your being The anticipation of his touch brings on a uninhibited sense of anxiety and passion a visceral craving that Can only be fed by a sexy Shannon
by NinaMe January 8, 2022
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sexy Shannon

A man that ignites a fire deep within you. A fire that can only be cooled by his touch. The arousal of every part of your being. The anticipation of his touch brings on a sense of intimidation and uninhibited passion. A visceral Hunger they can only be fed by a sexy Shannon.
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I can tell by looking at him he is definitely a sexy Shannon
by NinaMe January 8, 2022
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Shannon

Shannon is the type of person to be kind talkative, funny, and makes himself known, ya know the class clown that everyone likes. He’s handsome, and a gentleman but anything turns him on. If you date him, he’ll make you feel special, like you’re the only one in the world he loves.
“Shannon? Yeah I know him”
Lol doesn’t everyone?”
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