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josef seed

he puts his "Seed" inside of you
and turns u into a homosexual
person 1:fuck Josef seed just aid eggs inside me man
person 2:go to hospital before they have and eat ur eyes and gentiles !
person 1:oh no fuck fuck fuck they hatching!

screaming and sounds of ripping flesh
porn and gurging noises coming from the seed beast
seed beast: I WILL LEAD U TO EDEN TO HOPE COUNTY WE GO!
far cry 5: ohh no
by no homo bromo March 17, 2022
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Seed mucus

The art of spreading careless DNA into the mouth of an individual ; and a sneeze by said individual occurs, thus producing Seed Mucus!!
Damn this seed mucus! My boyfriend totally ejaculated in my mouth when I was in the middle of a sneezing fit! Now instead of just phlegm I have this seed mucus.
by Twice over June 22, 2018
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penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick
violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you
by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020
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Pus and Seeds

Let me fill your slimesocket with pus and seeds
by Risenrun October 21, 2007
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Bad Seed

A person (or animal) who is inherently bad or "evil" by nature. The term became more widely used in the late 1950s when the novel and film (both of the same name) depicting an 8-year-old girl who is...a little shit, to put it bluntly, became popular.
Every species has a bad seed from time to time.

Yes, even dogs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023
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Soda seed

Seeds of a soda from the plant sonaliz fantil.
We're collecting soda seeds to grow more soda.
by hidjdjejjeke November 9, 2023
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seed tube

Yet another slang word for penis.
That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.
by Miqq December 8, 2017
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