If I told you, you'd be banned from the club.
(It's for cool kids only. Super secret. Only one in every ten million are in.)
(It's for cool kids only. Super secret. Only one in every ten million are in.)
"Yo dude are you in the Super Secret Cool Kid's Club? I want in"
"Dude, if I told you then you'd be out. Sorry"
"Dude, if I told you then you'd be out. Sorry"
by carbonatedelectric July 11, 2020
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Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
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by m4rkz0r June 11, 2006
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Get the Secretive caio mug.v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh
Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.
He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....
He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021
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But hey, some people are funny at least and its more of a social meme game than a horror game if you play it for a while.
But hey, some people are funny at least and its more of a social meme game than a horror game if you play it for a while.
by AtronixButAwesome September 9, 2021
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men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments
men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments
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friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website
you:yep
Example 2:
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You:ok
friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website
you:yep
Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok
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