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Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.
Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.
by Margor the Great June 13, 2015
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Inverse secret

Something that everyone in a particular area, group, community, etc. (ex: a school, a dorm hall, a classroom) knows, and must keep "secret" from one person. Generally the opposite of a traditional secret.
John: Hey, make sure Kathader doesn't find out about the albums we're making about her.
Jim: Okay, I won't, can i talk to others though?
John: Sure, it's an inverse secret so you can talk about it to anyone.
by Demurral March 13, 2011
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The Secret Show

A British animated television series produced by Collingwood O'Hare and commissioned by BBC Worldwide in partnership with BBC Children's. The series debuted on 16 September 2006 during TMi on BBC Two.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
by Sgo hills July 21, 2021
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Top secret

When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.
My brother has been bothering me with that top secret for months.
by Psevo nim July 20, 2017
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secrets basel

who ever came up with secrets basel is rlly hot and smart. Everyone totally wants to be their friend.
For example: Two girls came up with secrets basel because theyre hot.
by secrets basel November 22, 2021
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Internal Secretion

A phrase popularized by a certain jew from East Brunswick, New Jersey. Essentially, another saying for "vagina" or "pussy" but in a somewhat more intellectual manner.
Yehuda: "Stop trying to set me up with Beatrice, I don't want my cock inside her internal secretion!"
by yumolitious February 23, 2023
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