The Act of whiping your hand around your sweaty genital area and slaping someone in a sliding motion.
by TerrorFox June 26, 2004
Whilst banging a menstruating girl from behind, you knee her in the ass and stick your finger up her cunt and rub your finger on her upper lip, while yelling "you fucktard dirty mashed potato pussy fucker".
Both virgins on their wedding night, Ted and Jameka were consumating the marriage when Ted suddenly pulled a bloody sanchez.
by Bangin on Juices September 25, 2007
When a guy has anal sex with a girl then she gives him head and a shit mustache is left on her upper lip.
by Jason664 August 21, 2005
While having a cuddle with your girl and shes on a four day bleeder, she runs a digit through her bloody slit and smacks you on the upper lip. This leaves a red moustache, thus the "Crimson Sanchez".
Her: Hey Love, wanna cuddle?
Him: Sure thing.
Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...
Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!
Him: Sure thing.
Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...
Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!
by Hooligan Hero July 27, 2008
When a girl with a hairy patch above her vagina sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.
by RangerDan2011 December 14, 2011
The most beautiful man to exist and is very smart and has good taste in music. He also is very good at games. He rocks the unibrow better then Anthony Davis. He is a G.O.A.T
by 21dale March 09, 2020
The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.
by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006