salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.

"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."

by cjcooter January 16, 2014

salt supreme

A completely salty individual. Generally in a position of leadership, or assumed leadership. The kind of guy who would punch you in the throat for calling him salt supreme.

The kind of prick that uses a vape everywhere.

"I will bust yo ass."
"Damn Bobby you are a salt supreme."

by acmorgan March 5, 2015

Salted Cucumber

Dick

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016

Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

salt tosser

Pejorative word used to describe lazy Torontonians in the winter

You Torontonians are nothing but a bunch of lousy salt tossers. Can't even pick up a shovel. Just tossing salt everywhere.

by hall486 December 12, 2016

C salt

C salt is the third type of assault.

First, there is general “assault.”

The second type is B salt. Simply, it is the odd occasion when a Bee flies up ones shirt to sting them.

Then C salt; this is assault done on the sea or a large body of water. Typically it is on a yacht, and involves some sort of flotation device. It is more frequent than B salting, but less frequent than general assault.

I’ve been c salted.

by Youknowifyouknow July 22, 2019