Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

Salmon

A person who is mean or rude, synonym for jerk.

You salmon!

by Evoker94 December 2, 2024

Salmon run

A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.

That girls such a whore she does the salmon run every night.

by NicL9 June 15, 2019

street salmon

A dirty hooker who smells like fish, she'll hit anything just on impulse.

Stay away from that place, it's packed with street salmon..
OR
let's go there, it's PACKED with street salmon!

by makesenseright November 4, 2015

Salmon Quality

A term for something that looks professional quality but is actually homemade.

Your nails are Salmon Quality, where'd you get them done?

by Salmon Marshmallows September 27, 2019

Salmon Premium

When you knock over a drink or object

"Watch that glass.......smash!!!

Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family

by anonymous May 22, 2024

Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023