king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005

salmon expert

Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.

“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”

“Bros a salmon expert”

by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

by Housebroke February 20, 2022

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

Locally Salmon

A person who don't do much but do they fart.

Jennifer is locally salmon. It's kind of hot.

by LetterFren September 12, 2021

Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020