safety spell

An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.

1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf

2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss

(:safety spell)

by Il8694 December 12, 2015

Safety Scissors

When a guy and a girl scissor but the guy cups his balls with one hand so they don’t get crushed

Damn, that safety scissors was so intense I bruised my hand

by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017

safety dope

Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!

I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope

by THE FUCKIN UNICORN November 27, 2015

safety dough

the amount of money u comfortable with when going for a night out

got 300 bucks as safety dough for clubbing tonight and for a McDonald's after

by chco February 18, 2022

safety release

when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned

friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell

by wangodango December 4, 2011

safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.

Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"

by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023

Safety Fuck

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.

Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship

ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!

ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.

by Cugsly October 21, 2021