Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico February 16, 2007

Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.

by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021

safety speech

To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.

Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.

by Cpaq February 29, 2020

safety dope

Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!

I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope

by THE FUCKIN UNICORN October 08, 2015

Safety bird

A girl you lower your standards for in order to get away with anything.

Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.

by ]terrydactly September 08, 2018

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 14, 2023

Safety Drink

A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.

I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.

I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.

by manifestatate January 05, 2012