by Jdmac4 October 31, 2015
Compound noun, for a lady who enjoys the company of men, or more than one man at a time. The F in an MMF skin flick.
A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.
The hog in a roast.
A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.
The hog in a roast.
Brian and I couldn't believe our luck. We were out down the boozer the other night and met a madame two-swords, took her back and gave her a right roasting.
by WaltD007 March 29, 2019
A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.
by tankajahari December 01, 2022
One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.
My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.
by Craven Snatch January 08, 2009
Master Sword is the most insanely badass sword in the Universe, forged and wielded by the Father of Conan, the Barbarian. The first three minutes of the seminal film, "Conan the Barbarian," highlight the actual forging of this phallic masterpiece. This very same sword was used by the Snake Lord (James Earl Jones, aka Darth Vader), to decapitate the Master's wife, aka Conan's Mother. This event began Conan's quest to conquer and destroy all who opposed him throughout the known Universe.
In this Age of Miracles, any man may attempt to wield the power of the Master Sword. Google "Albion Conan Master Sword" if you dare attempt to heft the real deal, fully sharpened.
No other sword, other than perhaps the Atlantean Sword (which Conan himself yields) can compare (including Excalibur, bitches!).
In this Age of Miracles, any man may attempt to wield the power of the Master Sword. Google "Albion Conan Master Sword" if you dare attempt to heft the real deal, fully sharpened.
No other sword, other than perhaps the Atlantean Sword (which Conan himself yields) can compare (including Excalibur, bitches!).
Conan's father: "For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This, you can trust."
Points to Master Sword
Master: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to have them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."
Master: "This is Good."
Conan (later, about to face battle, swearing on his Atlantean Sword): "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
Points to Master Sword
Master: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to have them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."
Master: "This is Good."
Conan (later, about to face battle, swearing on his Atlantean Sword): "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
by R.N. Theory March 16, 2008
When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos
by Vemsseak July 19, 2016
An Anime about being stuck in virtual reality. If you die in the game you die irl. Gained popularity in 2012 and finished its second season in 2014.
John: Got plans for tonight?
Bob: My parents are out of town so I'm watching Sword Art Online!
John: That's not sad at all!
Bob: I know!
*High Fives*
Bob: My parents are out of town so I'm watching Sword Art Online!
John: That's not sad at all!
Bob: I know!
*High Fives*
by REALkj December 31, 2014