Scatty

Having the quality of scat.

This calamari looks like an anus but doesn't taste scatty enough.

by uhavenicelegs April 9, 2015

Seattlecidal

What Kurt Cobain apparently was.

Kurt was seattlecidal so he killed himself.

by very sad February 19, 2005

scattered

Used in the bottom of West Philadelphia to describe some one who is reckless or careless in his/her actions.

He's gonna get Raheem on you. That boah is scattered.

by Lbs. December 29, 2006

Seattleite

Someone from (or lives near) Seattle
1. Watches crappy sports teams
2. Drinks A LOT of coffee
3. Lives in perpetual rain
4. Laughs at Californians who whine about how 'cold' it outside

All the cool musicians come from Seattle

by Aleria November 16, 2004

seattle

It rains a lot. It kinda sucks. Avoid pike place market, seattle center, and westlake. Tourists clog it up really bad from spring to fall.

It rains about 9 months out of the year. The rest of the year it's so hot there are forest fires galore. I was born and raised here and I'm moving to California as soon as I can afford it.

Speaking of money, it's extremely expensive to live here. The people are super unfriendly on the streets. Especially if they can tell you're not from around here. I've unfortuneately found myself doing the same thing more and more recently.

I pay over a grand a month for a small studio. The buses always make me late for work. And the drivers here are atrocious.

The lattes however will make you stay forever. And once you find your niche(if you ever do) you'll probably never leave.

If you move to Seattle, don't expect it to be grand. Good luck.

Hey what the fuck is that bright thing in the sky?!?!?!

Oh shit man, its the sun, it show's like once year in Seattle.

by Missy and Ty April 7, 2008

Seattle

Home of the Seahawks football, Mariners baseball, and Sounders soccer teams, Seattle is a wonderful place to live and sight see. It is home to the famous Space Needle and Pike Place Market. No matter where you go in Seattle, it's going to be memorable.

George: "hey i went to seattle yesterday"
Bob: "Lucky you!"

by Gamertag19 May 17, 2011

seattleites

Lots of Seattleites think they are victims of government or capitalism. "Look what you've done with my life!" or "How dare you impose this government upon me!" is their furious motto. They hang out in little revolutionary coffee shops plotting their next direct action or meaningless protest. Some may openly flaunt Communist badges or paraphernalia. Other Seattleites are ginormous yuppies so full of themselves their hot ego fog blinds their ability to see anything clearly. These people drive around in some trendy hybrid dick-ass car or bike to work (knowing nothing of vehicular cycling) making SURE they disobey every single traffic law possible while looking like a total spandex assfag. Then, there are the "true" Seattleites who were born here and basically think other Seattleites deserve to be executed. These are the silent urban trolls who will violently attack any innocent conversation traveling their direction. "You're not from here? ARE YOU! (motherfucker implied)" is a beautiful and customary greeting of the natives. Everyone in Seattle pretty much completely despises everyone else in Seattle for living in THEIR Seattle. Seattleites are officially the world's most pussified and temperamental people that have ever existed.

Hey hey -- ho ho -- Seattleites have got to GO!
Solidarity against Seattleites!!!

by hotForSTALIN April 27, 2011