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Stumping

when an amputee sticks their stump into a female vagina or asshole
Charlie: I was stumping this girl so hard last night

Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump
by CHEEF QUEEF November 15, 2017
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Stumps Gimpmore

This title is reserved for the masters of worthlessness & desperation. So devout in their mission they are willing to stick their hand in a running mower but so spineless in their effort they only can graze a finger. Their goal being solely for empathy & laziness. Excusing themselves from doing anything requiring effort because their finger is hurt.
Look over there, Stumps Gimpmore whining about his hand so his ex will help him.
by Eclass September 15, 2025
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Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.
We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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stump

Rural Irish , my mother used it in reference to a penis. "Don't come near me with that stump whatever you do"
"come here your bold stump" my mother said that's a man's thing
by Mary and Michael July 27, 2017
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Stumped

Getting beat so bad in anything but most popular 2k.
“Wtf we got stumped”
“Then stop spam dribbling bum”
by Blake Day December 31, 2020
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dump stump

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"
by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013
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Stump Nugget

by Pinkpop118 November 6, 2020
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