stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 07, 2014

stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.

I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

by moreanonymousthanpublius March 17, 2015

Stroke cocks

Stroke 2 or more hens,chickens or cocks.

Person 1: I was expecting Belle Delphine stroke cocks!
Person 2: She actually stroke a animal/bird called a cock. She could stroke an actual man's private part if she wanted to.

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 06, 2019

DRAMA STROKE

AN DRAMATIC ACTION THROWN BY MOSTLY BLACK WOMEN IN ORDER TO MAKE A SCENE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY THEY THINK IT SHOULD.

DeShone's mother had a drama stroke upon receiving the news that he didn't make it on American Idol.

by jack sprat 1966 March 12, 2012

troll stroking

The act of stroking your troll doll's hair while applying chapstick in a creepy manner on the outside of your lips.

Mandy, it's impolite to be Troll Stroking in front of your friends.

by MisFit27 July 24, 2017

Dab stroke

When you dab repeatedly and uncontrollable often to the beat of a song.

Sorry I bumped into you, I was having a dab stroke.

by Robman69 November 18, 2019

Stroke City

Where you go when you been sipping on shit and strokin (ayo Ben why did you say that)

Dawg I’m still in Stroke City from last night

by cum stroke March 26, 2023