Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.

"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"

by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014

COON SPEED

When someone can run really fast for no reason.

You have Coon Speed bucko!!!

by Master Coonington November 5, 2019

half-speed

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.

"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".

by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009

Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.

Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.

by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019

Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.

That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.

by george kliwoski March 29, 2007

tard speed

approximately 52 mph

"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"

by LongDONGsilber January 22, 2014

the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH

He moves at the speed of wood

by Wormm March 13, 2005