flower sperm

The reproductive substance formed by flowers; pollen.
I hate springtime. Flower sperm gets all over my car!
by K00lk!d April 11, 2009
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Sperm Perm

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.
Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!
by ovqZ January 14, 2014
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Sperm-Pissing

1: The act of a male cumming such a large amount that a stream of sperm forms as if you are urinating.

2: When a girl expels a large amount of semen from her vagina
Ex 1: I was looking at pictures of Eva Angelina last night and out of no where, I started Sperm-Pissing.

Ex 2: I came inside of Christina on accident and she started Sperm-Pissing it back at me.
by A lL lP H A January 09, 2012
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Sperm Whale

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.
Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.
by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017
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Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips
by OnWord March 06, 2023
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sperm nuke

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*
by MayoNinja March 19, 2016
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Sperm Bibs

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs
by February 16, 2022
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