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Soggy Biscuit

The game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. The last person to orgasm is declared the loser and has to eat the cum covered item.
by A weirdo January 16, 2009
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Soggy Pillow

Any old, worn out, and very squishy feather or down pillow over about 5 years old. Can also be referred to as a "broken" pillow that bends right over your arm and gives absolutely no support for the neck AT ALL.
I have a 24 year-old soggy pillow named "Big Mama." It is so pliable that it instantly takes the shape of whatever it's laying on.
by Javan tiger December 30, 2006
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Soggy Doritos

a game in where a bunch of guys sit around a pile of doritos and they race to jerk off.

The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.
Dont forget to play Soggy Doritos at your sausage fest tonight!
by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009
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Soggy potato

a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation
Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!
by GrammarNazi2013 February 19, 2013
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Soggy Nixon

A sexual maneuver that will require a minimum of 1 (one) male participant(s). This maneuver will require a male to take a huge dookie on the concave portion of the opposite participant's torso. This is followed by a piss and a fresh load in the same portion of the torso. This must be then stirred by an erect phallus. There are also many variations of the Nixon. Examples are: Nixon's Last Breath, Nixon's Last Stand, The Red Nixon (not recommended,) Nixon Does America, Nixon On The Rocks, and The Nixon Casserole.
After I fucked that bitch she was talking kinky. So I performed the Soggy Nixon on the concave portion of that hoe's torso.
by S&R Breweries Ltd. July 12, 2006
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Soggy Muffin

A group of bored and unmotivated men that sit around a arousing muffin and continue to masturbate until they ejaculate onto the muffin and the last contestant to orgasm on this creamy muffin has to eat it.
Joe, Mark, Jim, and I were bored one winter day so we decided to play soggy muffin which ended in Joe puking up all of his pride.
by MatNOTmatt December 20, 2012
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Soggy

Disgusting, horrid, horrible, bad, and ugly.
Damn girl, you're soggy!
by noellesaninja October 19, 2012
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