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cheese snip

If one were to leave ones genital hygiene until bodily cheese forms, then, taking fore finger and thumb, scrape the residue onto your enemies septum - cheese snip!
He needs a cheese snip. Bad, bad man.
by ou-da-man April 7, 2008
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Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.
Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.
by NWFHA August 6, 2009
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Facebook Snipe

The act of writing a ridiculous or offensive comment on Facebook to get a ridiculous or offensive response, only to delete the offensive comment and leave the responder on his own, clearly out of line.
Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!

Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?

Boy: I got Facebook Sniped
by BlueEyesWhiteBoy March 11, 2011
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Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.
Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"
by Jarod22 March 16, 2013
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Pull a Snipe

Performing a vicious act by deleting/destroying every valuable thing of a community/workplace/person, then running away hard and laughing in the process.

Usually, when a person "Pulls a Snipe", he has been angered by his superiors but remains cool in the process, then goes for the killing blow when the opportunity arises.
Person 1: "Damn, this bastard just pulled a snipe on me! He removed all the core files in my database, now everything is practically useless!"

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the Snipe: "Hahahaha!"
Person 1: "Why are you laughing so much? Did you just Pull a Snipe?"
the Snipe: "I'm currently removing valuable content on an FTP server because those assholes didn't give me rights to access their filehub."
Person 1: "Gold."
by Elexar March 20, 2010
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Snipegunner

HAHAH Suck my dick, Snipegunner.
by Veonik July 13, 2003
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Snipdick

Someone who has a snipped dick
also see circumcision & Burak
Burak's got a snipdick
by Chris July 10, 2003
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