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Skid Mark

The term “skid mark” holds multiple meanings. While these meanings may drastically differ, a consistent theme across the meanings is a mark or stain caused by some source of friction.

The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
“Hey honey, you may have to pre-soak my underwear before you throw them in the wash. They have a huge skid mark in them.”

“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
by A. Massey September 25, 2020
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Skids of Saturn

When you skid your pants but want to make the most of them, so you rotate them regularly until there's a brown mark all the way around the inside
The washing machine packed up, so I've got skids of saturn
by antirix December 8, 2024
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Skid Row Smoothie

The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up
"Yoooo I gave my GF a skid row smoothie epic style"
by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 26, 2022
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Skid rowish

A person who is unemployed, still lives with their mother or couch surfs. A person of the gutter. A vagabond, a broke bum, a scrub. They belong on skid row.
Nah girl, he ain’t fo you. I’m getting a skid rowish vibe from him.
by Karaya August 3, 2021
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Skid

Script kiddies can be defined as someone who copies pre-existing code for any type of script but acts as if they are some anonymous type hackers
Person one: Yo look at this complex code I made!
Person two: Stfu you took that from Google skid.
by Nikodaidiota November 13, 2023
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Skidding

I was “skidding” about that earlier story.
by ShannyLI April 1, 2022
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tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018
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