Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.

she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends

by darkseid007 October 25, 2019

Skate 3

A game that surprisingly has nothing to do with skateboarding

"Skate 3:A game that has nothing to do with actuall skateboarding"
-PewDiePie

by MeisterManos April 7, 2018

Skate

A word used by London private school boys who like to pretend they arent from money to describe xanax bars.

Considered embarrassing by the rest of the general population.

"Mate, Ive got some skates and my blem for this weekend"
"Cool, lets go to my parents house in Surrey and take some skates"
"Nah, lets go to Peckham and pretend we arent rich"

by LDNGRL October 30, 2023

national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 9, 2022

Skate

The activity better than scootering, involves a skateboard, get off the computer, grab your board, and shred. If you dont have a board, go to a skateshop (skateboard store), buy a board, and shred.
P.S: AVOID WALMART AT ALL TIMES!

Go shred dude, dont come back on here until you 360 heelflip that 5 stair in front of that building. Skate that park. Land that handplant.

by Not_Named September 4, 2016

Kieron Skates

A guy who jokes about being Irish, due to a distant relative and a high alcohol tolerance. He is also a bitch.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Kieron Skates' Discord pfp?

Person 2: Yh, he put a guy's face on a cheese string, cos he's a bitch.

by DefoNotAiden December 26, 2021

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019