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skate skank

a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters
didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.
by turndown4chay July 23, 2018
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ice skating

ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019
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skate rocks

this means fuck off ( F-off ) plain and simple

this originates from skateboarding world,
it is similar in origin to suck lemons,
you can 'suck lemons' or go suck lemons or you should suck lemons
are all replacable with F-you or F-off or skate rocks
meaning, skateboarding in rocks or gravel is NOT fun,
so,, you can skate rocks, would be a usage from its origin, but now, it is like most F-off/F-you phrases and can stand alone, and not be so grammatically correct
such as, 'people that are cruel, skate rocks and leave me alone;
If you dont like what I say then skate rocks.
by smilesnkisses February 4, 2010
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Skate bird

A masterpiece of a game and should be treated like it
SKATE BIRD IS THE BEST GAME EVER I LITERALLY SPENT MY ENTIRE YEAR PLAYING THIS MASTERPIECE
by Skatebirder April 17, 2022
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ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.
Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.
by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016
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Skate 3

"Skate 3:A game that has nothing to do with actuall skateboarding"
-PewDiePie
by MeisterManos April 7, 2018
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babylon skate

It is a phrase the can be used to describe a bad skateboarding experience.
I kept missing that back side (BS) kick flip. Today was babylon skate. I looked like a complete pouser. I'm going home so I can be can cry.
by 1337Sk8 November 29, 2009
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