socker bopping

When you slide your dick into a socker bopper

Me :Oh my god G i just slid my dick into a socker bopper hole and its stuck in there AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Terry: wtf stop socker bopping

by BingusTacoCat November 15, 2022

The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014

best shockers

The home of hardcore pornography and shocking videos like 2 girls 1 cup and man beheadings

Have you watched 2 girls 1 cup and/or pain olympicsyeah I saw it on best shockers.com

by stuart_08789 October 4, 2016

STOCKER

A STOCKER IS SOMEONE WHO RESTOCKS THE SHELVES AT GROCERY STORES AND SUPERMARKETS AND DEPARTMENT STORES SO CUSTOMERS CAN SHOP AND BUY WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING OUT OF STOCK.

Rita is an over-night stocker who works at wal-mart and re-stocks the shelves while everyone in their right mind is asleep.

by j topper the pot head rock May 29, 2010

Shnockered

Doped, Drunk or High. Slightly Incomprehensible.

That man was completely schnockered!

by Arcturus May 29, 2003

shockertunity

when a male (or female) is given the opportunity to perform the shocker with a female partner

"Dave totally had a shockertunity last night when he went home with that slutty piece of ass!"

by woolly morrow February 14, 2012

spocker

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.

by Anonymous January 26, 2003