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Ship-Testing

Ship-testing is when a person does something to another individual just to see how they’ll react to what’s been done to them, or to gauge how they’ll behave under certain situations.

This is done in many ways, and most people unknowingly do it on a regular basis. For instance a man might ship-test his girlfriend by not contacting her all day to see if she’d reach out to him.

A boss can ship-test their employee by ordering them to do a specific task while withholding crucial details to determine how well they can work and overcome obstacles.

A mother can take away her child’s favorite toy to see if they’ll have a reaction like getting mad.

A guy can ship-test the honesty of his coworkers by leaving money on the ground nearby and see who alerts him of it or takes it.

Ship-testing is often done to predict the future behavior of a person; and/or to determine their moral compass.
Examples of Ship-testing:

“I have a strong suspicion that if I don’t text my friend Josh he’ll never reach out to me. I’m going to ship-test him by not calling or texting him.”

“My boss ship-tested me by hiding my backpack in his office to see if I’d flip out and lose my temper.”

“My girlfriend ship-tested me by having her friend flirt with me to see if I’d cheat on her.”

“The dog’s chew toy makes such an annoying sound. I’m going to ship-test it and see if it’ll freak out when I take it away.”

“You don’t need to ship-test me to see if I’m being honest with you Brandon! Ask me directly!”

“I wanted to see what you’d say about Janet. I brought her up because you know she’s a goth. I wanted to know if you’d judge her for it. Because then I’d know you’d judge me because I’m goth too. It was a ship-test.”
by Bright Barry Boland February 7, 2019
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Ship

1. A boat.

2. ( the one I like to use ) The act of one wanting

two people to become an 'item' or 'thing'.
Girl 1: OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THOSE TWO!! I TOTALLY SHIP THEM!!!
Girl 2: Oh how cute, they look so cute together!

Random Guy: wtf...
by Suck a Dic...tionary February 22, 2019
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Ship

To hope that 2 people will be together
I ship Mia and ilhan and hope that they will date
by Rayhanaaaa March 14, 2019
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Shikshita

Shikshita is the nicest most sincere person you will ever meet. She will never lie to you and has great moral values. On top of that she is athletic, smart and amazingly beautiful. You will never find another girl quite like her. If you know a Shikshita than you're a very very very very lucky person.
Random guy:Did you know Shikshita is great at maths?
Random other guy: Yeah, she's really smart and pretty.
by Yazzylazy December 20, 2019
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Ship

Mac and dennis, john and sherlock, hannibal and will, richie and eddie, edward and Oswald,
Person 1: I ship john and sherlock
Person2: same!
Person3: I think they are better as friends
Person 1 and 2: ........LEAVE!
by Sunnysnl May 27, 2020
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Ship

Ship means you want two people to date each other or you think they look good together

If someone says their ship has sailed, it means that they shipped them and then they started dating.
Guy 1: I ship Braddison!

2 months later

Guy 1: did you hear? My ship has sailed!
Guy 2: do you need to rub it in?
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shipcopalypse

The overwhelming volume of on-line ordering and shipments during a peak season (like Christmas) that combined with a natural health disaster (like Covid19) that keeps people close to home and social distancing.
The combination of Covid19 and the Christmas season are going to create a shipcopalypse. I hope I ordered on-line early enough
by intothefray November 10, 2020
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