Cum Slipper

When a man pulls at the last minute and releases his load into a slipper/shoe and the girl put her foot into the cum filled slipper and then wears it around the house

I heard mark made Jessica a Cum Slipper

by Dr l.a...s dart June 19, 2019

2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

by edw007 January 23, 2019

mom's slipper

A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother

child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson

Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"

by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020

Slippery Homos

A greek style chili dog.

I ate 25 slippery homos in a chili dog eating contest.

by Greasy Ricky February 24, 2008

Slippery Minnow

When you piss on a girls tits. Then after pissing on her tits, squeeze out a solid turd in between her tits. After shitting on her tits you squeeze her tits together and the turd pops out of her tits and hits her in the chin.

Dude last nite Elijah gave Dana the slippery minnow....she loved it so much she ate the turd.

by jaymcc November 3, 2008

Skippering

To skip and run at the same time, during times of great joy or when you need to exit a room as obnoxiously as possible and still seem happy.

I was extremly happy at a party when suddenly a crab monster burst through the wall, so I began skippering as fast as I could away from it.

by Rawr Im a scary ghost dinosaur July 8, 2009

Slippery Turtle

A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.

Man: Dude I gave Female a Slippery Turtle, she said it was the easiest turd she's ever passed.

by Burn Down Horizon. October 4, 2009