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Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020
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verbally shank

To issue a punishing put-down. Invented as a new substitute for "treat".
"You're dumb as shit."
"Oh!!! VERBALLY SHANKED!!!"
by venomlash April 5, 2009
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Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.
The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.
by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018
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Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.
"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"
by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016
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e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned
"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"
by karl g January 8, 2008
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schunk shank

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie
"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010
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Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint
by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010
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