Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.

Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!

by SlothSamus December 2, 2019

sellingmytoe

an iconic name for awesome people who are usually original and stray away from the others, you’ll want a sellingmytoe in your life

Sellingmytoe is so cool and i want to hang out with her all da time.

by definetlynotconner2feo😍 October 25, 2019

Selling poof

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

by NUT_(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ January 23, 2021

Selling my record

Making dumb Decisions and messing something up f

Josh:“Bro I can’t make it to the party”

Bob:bro your selling my record

by anonymous June 10, 2022

ms.sellers

A language arts teacher at heritage that everybody seems to hate even though she gives us really easy work

Ms.Sellers:someone who your not sure is actually qualified to be a teacher

Student:"what's for today Ms.Sellers?"
Teacher:"today we will learn objective and subjective writings"
Student: "I think your on the wrong grade hall"

by 1m_0nly_try1ng_t0_h3lp April 27, 2017

System Seller

A game that is so damn good that you go out of your way to buy an entire console for the sole purpose of playing that game.

Spiderman is such a system seller, but I'm so broke.

by RashHD June 11, 2020

Biggest Seller

When someone sells big time. To lose a opportunity when it is right in front of them. When they throw a win. (Usually happens with a mf named Zack or David)

Zack is the biggest seller. He lost the gulags and is bottom frag.

by Asianbv November 8, 2021