Dangerous Seed

The sperm of a criminal or serial killer.

My boyfriend filled me up with his dangerous seed last night

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka August 13, 2024

Sesame Seeds

a disease that you don't wanna get

"a disease that you don't wanna get, sesame seeds!"

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.

Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.

by Stretjenkie June 13, 2016

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

Sleepy Seed

A result of the prolonged engagement in Eye-Sex

Oh man, that eye sex was so rough with Shaina, I had sleepy seeds for weeks!

by Skamakazi March 28, 2010

Seed

A guy that tries to talk to a lot of different girls.

My teacher is a seed.

by WHY314 October 3, 2015

Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015