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Pyramid of Screaming

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
by klwilson April 29, 2008
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unholy screaming

When you scream in a very disturbing or unsettling way. Usually when seeing something you never wanted to or when you're in intense pain
When I heard unholy screaming, I knew it was from Jerry. I told him not to go on 4chan...
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E screaming

the act of E screaming refers to the art of using your CAPS LOCK key during a typical conversation online
(usually on discord). This makes it seem like you are screaming in text, this may be good in some circumstance to provide more impact to the conversation. Although E screaming is often negatively associated with the misuse of the CAPS LOCK key.
Viktor: how are you doing today??
Abdi: im doing exceptional
Daisy: HAHAHAHHAWUETAIW ABDI WHAT IS THAT WORD!?!?!
Simon: stop E screaming
by mylifeisajoke3123 June 20, 2020
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Holy Screaming Eagle Shit

1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.

2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"

3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.
1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"

2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."
by 36A April 29, 2014
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The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.
Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.
by Brant Sucker July 7, 2010
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Crazy Screaming Guy

Crazy guy who hangs out on 6th & Pine in downtown Seattle screaming incoherently about something that has to do with the Seattle police being communists and the Fry Apartments. Always holding a large decorative scepter and a sign that tries to “explain” his ramblings. It has a picture of Jesus but claims that he himself is in fact the son of god, yes. Also declares that the police give him “troblo” and wants nothing to do with you because you are working with the “Devil Communists” and signed papers against him. Deeply disturbed, yet entertaining individual.
"Man did you see that crazy screaming guy when you were downtown shopping?"

"Yes, he is the one who claims Seattle police are communists."
by Jesh86 October 3, 2008
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White Screaming Zit

After receiving a blow job from a chick with bad acne, you pull out your dick and brutally slap her in the face, therefore popping all of the zits on her face, sending the puss all over her face, while cumming rapidly on her face.
Friend 1: "Dude, your sister no longer has to use Proactiv!"
Friend 2: "Why?!"
Friend 1: "I gave her a white screaming zit last night, now its all cleared up!"
by Dragon "The Net" Hopkins January 4, 2013
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