A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.
An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).
"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."
"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."
by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 26, 2008
Get the Non-Scorer mug.A Mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. He/She still considers them self Mormon though.
Stoner: "Hey man you want a mountain dew?"
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."
by Kristen Lee J October 18, 2008
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by adrienk_smurf@hotmail.com July 15, 2004
Get the stoner food mug.A cumbrian slang term for cannabis , invented by mezza graves it is one of the most commonly used nicknames for cannabis in keswick and then surrounding areas! cuz keswicks all that picturesque shit! laaart
by mezza graves April 12, 2008
Get the scenery mug.1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.
2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.
2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.
"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"
"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."
"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."
by Ben Gump August 28, 2009
Get the Loner Stoner mug.Someone who smokes a lot of pot, most likly daily and probably more than once a day. These people are very kind and will be friends with anyone. If they find out you smoke pot also they want to hang out and smoke with you and become friends. Stoners rarely ever want to fight, they keep the peace and pass the bowl. They enjoy smoking weed when drunk or trippin' because it makes the feelings more intense. They probably dont have very much money very often and when they do they buy large ammounts of mary jane. Stoners are not bad people like other people make us out to be. We're just chill people who found our drug of choice.
by stoner-babe-420 February 26, 2009
Get the stoner mug.A simple mistake made by a stoned individual, such as knocking the ash tray. The person it most affects gets unneccesrily angry when the accident is trivial.
Sid i cant believe you dropped the zoot, thats well out of order, minus 3 tokes for you, thats not cool A typical stoner accident
by Dubvision October 15, 2009
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