afghan salami

when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban

"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."

by John and Mike May 8, 2008

salem

a delicious menthol ciggarette.

husband-im going to the store want some ciggarettes?
wife-yea get me salems, their so cool and refreshing

by nickywicky January 4, 2008

salami burp

when you burp up a gross tasting burp and its a mix of different foods.

David: Oh man, I just burped up the randomist shit.
Larry: Dude, salami burps are the worst.

by ItsMeHiHi December 16, 2009

5 salamander

when u fuck lotta bitches. 5, obviously.

fuckin hoes

maaaaaaaaan we finna go down and 5 salamander all dat ass

by Mr.StickyPants December 27, 2011

greasy salamander

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander

“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting”

by u.r.a.greasy.salamander June 9, 2018

Town of Salem

A popular indie game that started out well and then morphed into the rest of the internet by being flooded with trolls and cancerous edgy teens trying to get a laugh from horrible sex jokes.

Town of Salem was a fun game now its a great game that supplies me with my daily dosage of salt and cancer

by Billy The Transgender Trans February 15, 2017

Salem, MA

One of the tougher cities in Massachusetts, Salem is well known for their historic witch trials, but is now more commonly known for their dominance in basketball from the middle school level and all through the high school level. Neighborhoods in Salem range from the ghettos of Massachusetts with gangs and guns, to middle class neighboorhoods with nice homes.

You know you're in Salem, MA if you hear the conversation

"Yo did you go to school today"
"Hell no..who the fuck does that...we balled it up all day like usual man"

by runnin gunnin mike is stunnin February 11, 2007