Ryan

A very funny friend who has a great sense of humour (that might be a bit offensive at times)

Warning Ryan might sound racist and/or homophobic and/or sexist but that’s just there humour

by I giv zuk March 22, 2022

Ryan

an amazing girl who is always mistaken for a boy when a teacher calls her name.. she also has social anxiety but it’s okay because she laughs about it

Substitute Teacher: “Is Ryan here?”
Girl Ryan: “Here!”

Sub: “I said Ryan”
Girl Ryan: “ I am Ryan..”
Sub:” Oh.... interesting”

by jigglefarts26 August 27, 2020

Ryan

the best person attractive lovely and nice date him plz

Ryan is obviously the best

by jebuebehe November 5, 2020

Ryan

Committer of floorcest and extremely daring. Does not care when he’s drunk. When he fucks he leaves the visor, glasses and bandana on even though he had to take off his shirt. Some believe the visor constricts blood rushing to one head and allows it to go to the other. Also known for getting whisky dick

I saw Ryan in the floor washroom but he didn’t have a visor on so we didn’t do anything

by Ryan’s first October 22, 2019

Ryan

The most annoying person ever you will ever meet you will think he’s a good person but will betray you. You will want to kick a soccer ball at your head every time you see him!

Did you see Ryan?

Yes I wanna kick a soccer ball at his head

by Sjdkckofand cndidd February 17, 2019

Ryan

i love ryan. he is so cool. he is very good at valorant. oh and osu. he is so rich he gave me a lamborghini and he has many girlfriend from Croatia. He also donated 5 trillion dollars to the bolos cafe.

ryan is cool
ryan is dragon

by evandog February 22, 2023

Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021