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Ryan is basically a guy with probably the hugest cock you will ever experience, he is someone who is absolutely great with girls and all girls like him and would bend over all the time for a guy named ryan he is someone who has tons of friends and can out drink all of his friends including his friends named ruben he will absolutely wreck them in a drinking competition
Oh ryan is a fucking beast
by Penis huge cocky November 22, 2021
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Ryan is literally such a badass name for a strong woman, but if you find one, keep her close. Ryan is loyal, protective, extremely sarcastic and will always make you laugh in one way or another, and will always have cuddles readily available. You will never be able to get rid of her for good, no matter how hard you try, she is always there.
by MarynTheMarvelLegend November 22, 2021
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A guy that will randomly appear in your life. It’s unexpected, but he’ll make you instantly like him. He has a small penis and seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. At the end, it’s a joke to make you laugh. He’s not a silent person, and would rather make you laugh than cry. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to suck him off. He enjoys late night dick sucking, and would put his penis before himself. He’s a person that you would regret sucking his dick. If you ever grow feelings for a Ryan, fuck his dad. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have a boner for him, so it’s better to see his mother’s penis. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.
Ryan likes to suck dick.
by Itsjireel November 11, 2021
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Ryan is a very mysterious man he is so mysterious and never tells anyone anything about his backstory, if he was a god he would be the god of mystery
That guys so mysterious
Yeah he's such a ryan
by OwenC69 September 27, 2021
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Ryan is a complicated guy. He’s hard to read and you’ll never understand him. Ryan is a great friend and will always be there for you but he isn’t as innocent as he looks. He’s very tall, blonde hair, brown eyes and is really really sweet. He looks and acts as if he’s really innocent but once you start speaking to him and he tells you the things he’s done… OH MY!! you won’t even believe it.
I’m gonna be such a Ryan at this party tonight

Imagine being called Ryan… you’re too lucky!
by Someone took me name July 23, 2021
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The kid that everyone calls gay for no reason. Ryan isn't gay. Or maybe he is and is now pressured to tell people because they call him gay as an insult. He had like 8 girlfriends in middle school alone, and his close friends remind him every day. His friends who are gay defend him, but other people still insult him. His friends in school who made fake youtube channels made a show about him, but he never watched it because the school year ended.
Person one: Look at Ryan, he's so gay.
Person two: Stop saying that about him, what if he isn't?
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Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?
Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet!
They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice!
Thing 2: please shut up
by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021
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