russian whoopie cushion

The act of placing ones rectum on to the face of a sleeping victim and breaking wind directly into their nasal passage.

Frank had to much to drink and passed out so we all treated him to a russian whoopie cushion on the house.

by matt mullarkey September 11, 2007

Russian Target Practice

Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.

Last night I just performed Russian Target Practice on my girlfriend.

by Your Drunk Mom June 10, 2010

russian mafia

very orgonized mafia identified by their wrecklesness,good cars,techno music,black close,ak 45,and an unusual
amount of vodka bottles left on the crime scene.

be aware of the russian mafia

by sema russ March 10, 2004

expir-russian roulette

(transmogrification of expiration)A game of chance where one covers or ignores the expiration date on any refrigerated food out of intense hunger.

I was so hungry last night that I played expir-russian roulette with those ancient smokey links.

by Bill gronos July 2, 2006

russian trombone

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg

She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.

by Chris March 9, 2005

russian skittle popper

This is when a male or female sits upon there partner and drops little rabbit like shits in there mouth.

dang I was rollin with the homies when all of a sudden this bitch showed up and I just had to break her off a Ole Russian Skittle popper.

by Steven S Richards co Smitty da pimp July 29, 2006

russian

a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like:
Olga
Dimitri
Sergei
Natasha
Sasha (Alex)
etc etc.....
usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up

i was just kidding...i gots lotsa russian friends!!!

by lalalalalaaa December 2, 2003