Rule 12

"Never date a co-worker." From the all-important (and sometimes hypocritical) rules of Leroy Jethro Gibbs of NCIS.

Ziva: "Tony, we cannot break Rule 12."
Tony: "Why not? Gibbs and Jenny totally did."

by dinozzosgirl February 7, 2010

Rule

Something that is higher in quality than all other things.

Peanut M&Ms rule!

by Katie March 30, 2004

Rule 40

Pool's closed, due to AIDS.

Rule 36 states that "if it exists, it is someone's fetish", not Rule 40. Read the rules of the internet, newfag.

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008

The rules are simple

The rules are probably not simple.

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.

by pancake king June 30, 2020

Riley

one huge as nigga most commonly known for his memes and wearing a Russian hat around school. Riley is far superior than the low life people he has to deal with every day. Riley once destroyed an entire colony of thots with a single nut which fired from his glock 19 a.k.a the big juicy meme. He is also one of Jupiters missing moon with a gravitational pull which is five stronger than earths meaning if you come with in 1 kilometre of him you will begin to slowly feel your skin be pulled from your body, Riley is strong enough to defeat Thanos even with the infinity gauntlet.

Person 1: Hey did you see Riley the other day?
Person 2: no but I certainly felt him.

by Riley's lover xx June 16, 2018

Rule 420

Blaze it.

Rule 420 states: When the time is 4:20, regardless of AM or PM, one has to go wild.

Guy: Dude its 4:20
Guy 2: *Goes wild*

by PremierAlan December 4, 2016

Rule 85

One of the rules of the internet. If it exists there is a pony of it.

Bob: Must we ponify EVERY MEME?!
Alice: Rule 85 bro.

by RienLee October 31, 2011