Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

by tophatfox June 16, 2017

A Royal Dipshit

A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits

"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"

by Dipshit #2 August 18, 2018

Royal Hooper

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.

That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper

by PixelChimp April 12, 2021

royal anglian

Fucking great supermen.

Fucking great supermen who bestow death upon muj.

All other military branches are inferior to 1 royal anglian the 'vikings'

by FuckingGreatSuperMenVIKINGS December 25, 2016

Royal Dutch

The combination of a Dutch rudder and a posh wank...

I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight

by Damonicus December 13, 2017

royal blizzard

A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick

We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.

by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017

A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019