red rooster challenge

When you pour Sriracha around their asshole, and see how long they can stand the burn while you're going to town back there.

Dude, I made that bitch do the red rooster challenge. She says her hole is still burning!

by long lost los May 3, 2018

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

fucking stupid rooster

When someone that usually walks around like a rooster falls off of a picnic table while blindfolded.

Oh my god, look at Richard. He's acting like such a fucking stupid rooster.

by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017

rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.

I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.

by timmah55 November 7, 2010

Dirty Rooster

When you fuck a bitch in the ass, get shit dick, then ram your cock down her throat forcing her to gag and make a sound like a fucked up rooster's crow.

I gave my bitch the dirty rooster last night and the cunt puked all over my fuckin bed!!!

by PV2 Cigarette December 21, 2008

roasted people

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.

"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"

by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005

Rooster Dick

A person possesing an inflated and exagerated view of "their" actractiveness to the opposite sex

Tom was such a "rooster dick" around the females at the club.

by Scott & Amber January 17, 2009