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'ring flu

Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.
Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."
by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009
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Ring of Fire

George Bush started the famous Ring of Fire when he got 30 gaymen to fuck eachother in a circle around the camo fire
by Mr. Legs January 23, 2010
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Ring yo ass

To twist one's rear end (preferably a badonkadonk) in a circular motion with the intent to draw attention from the opposing sex.
Amber, go ring yo ass on the dancefloor.
by Lil_t_87 February 2, 2010
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Ring of fire

When a redhead shaves there pubes and you leave a line of pubes around your dick so it looks like a ring
My boyfriend sent me a naked pic and he had a ring of fire and i loved it
by stickman979 July 10, 2010
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ring of fire

The burning sensation around your butthole when you take an urgent dump (or five) the next morning following a night of way too much tequila and lots of spicy salsa on yer appetizers.
From the bathroom: "Aaarrrggggggggg - ooowwwwwww!!!"
Friend #1: "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT??!"
Friend #2: "Rinaldo did a few too many shots of tequila and ate a few too many street tacos last night: Ring of Fire!"
Friend #1: "Ouch!"
Friend #2: "Amen."
by Li'l Scotty May 3, 2010
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Ring Boner

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!
I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.
by Reiden January 24, 2011
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Ring Mandrel

A large metal, aluminum, or wooden shaped rod used in the jewelry industry to measure the size of rings and to jam in the pussy of horny female sales associates.

Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.
(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!
by Definiapro20034 March 13, 2011
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