retarded

1. Something that is messed up
2. An insult
3. Something that's stupid
1. *looks at poster that's falling off wall* That poster's retarded
2. OMG your face is so retarded
3. Homework is so retarded
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Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard
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Retard

1. A person with a mental disability. 2. A really stupid and ignorant person who has no life. 3. Barack Obama
"Obama's such a freaking retard with his retarded socialist ideas.
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retard

slang for someone who is constantly undesirable, stupid, weird, immature, a loser, etc.
Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a dousche and a wannabe

I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back

I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards

I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird

I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do

I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care

I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises

An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me

I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)

Most people hate me

I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)

I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me

I am a fag

I am short and fat

I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!

I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"
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Retard

Look at that Tyler kid, .. what is he doing?
Bleh he's just a retard.
Nawh hes LD.
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RETARDS ARE SUBHUMAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO SOULS.
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Retard

To slow down; to delay

Also;(in slang)
An idiot; some guy who does stupid things
Puting the food in the refrigerater will retard the process of decay.

"You Retard! You cant even add 1+1!"
by K.U.E January 24, 2007
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