Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

Rest

South African slang meaning "calm down"

This word is usually used when someone says or does something stupid

Boy: I Love You
Girl: Rest!

by Sata Afrika January 26, 2021

RPF (Resting Prison Face)

Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.

Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"

Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"

Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it

by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021

Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.

Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show

by Sub128 January 30, 2021

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021

rest your spurs

A place where you can just relax and let your guard down.

Gallaghers is a great bar to just chill at and rest your spurs without stressing about your day.

by Doc dave April 1, 2021

Resting Bitch Face

An expression that is held by someone, typically (but by no means always) a woman. It is characterized by having a very slight scowl in the eyebrows, lips drawn in (sometimes occurred by sucking in the bottom lip), a pronounced tilt of the head, and a slight squinting of the eyes that would convey an expression of slight pain is discomfort. When performed properly, the sufferer should look to be perpetually constipated, and yet for some reason, utterly satisfied with being so. "Smug" is a common way to describe someone with a resting bitch face.

This expression is pronounced in its commonality, as in, it's the most common expression upon the sufferer's face. It is typically a signifier of someone who is arrogant, condescending, obnoxious or just generally bitchy. Commonly seen by journalists or other people commonly on TV.

I don't know how you can watch that show, the anchor has a massive resting bitch face. You'd think the higher ups would tell her to fix that.

by MJM1985 April 18, 2021